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Monthly Archives: August 2010
Cars to be posted
A 2007 Chevy Tahoe A Honda Civic Hybrid And others to come tomorrow.
First Podcast
My loser boss wanted us to do a podcast. What a douche. He should have let me do it. Continue reading
Welome to West Omaha!
Congrats! You’ve moved up in world! You’re the proud owner of a home in Nelson’s Creek! Time to shed the old you! Fuck Dundee. Bunch of rich kids pretending to be poor and pedophiles making sure they’re at least 500 … Continue reading
More cars coming!
We’re running a bit behind. We are committed to bringing you the best deals in the WORLD. The fucking world, man. But so what, right? That’s what everyone says! Well, we take the time to figure out who you are, … Continue reading
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‘I Have Bad Taste’ Special
Every week we’ll run our ‘I Have Bad Taste’ Special, where a car is, well, special. This week, it’s our exceptional, comfortable and fun to drive Toyota Venza! It’s very roomy, low miles, and just about all the options. This … Continue reading
Instant Gentrification
You don’t appreciate shit. Your family raised you in West Omaha. You had a Playstation 1, 2, and even though you’re now 26, your mom still got you a Playstation 3 because you wanted it. Before that you had every … Continue reading
The Best Coach Vending Yet!
We don’t have balloons because balloons are for assholes. There’s all sorts of dealerships that might have that, but here at Voluble Coach Vending, we’ll never inundate you with false advertising pitches or screaming. I can’t scream. Why buy from a dealership … Continue reading
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Be a man.
One of the most common desires of my clients is to regain the youthful innocence and vitality they had when they were in their 20s. They do this first by realizing that their days on this earth are numbered. Next, … Continue reading
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Who would like to look respectable?
Let’s face it, you’ve never grown up. You’ve lived on the road, touring for most of what you call your ‘Adult’ life. Or you stay up all night, slaving away on some album from a band that you like – … Continue reading
